I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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