Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Bring me that man meat
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
