Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
And then he peed in my hair
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