it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
