Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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