Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
