All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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