no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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