Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
