He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and she was petting her beer can
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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