I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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