I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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