I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
