week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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