Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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