Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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