I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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