he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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