i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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