hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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