We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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