He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
