ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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