5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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