OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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