Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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