so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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