I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Drunk is not a location!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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