Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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