Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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