wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
