I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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