2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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