so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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