This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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