shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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