Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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