question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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