I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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