marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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