I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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