Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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