sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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