That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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