chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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