dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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