My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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