Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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