Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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