they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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